Lebron’s Blatant Rip-Off of Kobe


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Less than five years ago and nearing retirement, Kobe Bryant demonstrated a surge of remarkable play on the basketball court.  The pinnacle moment, most likely, his dunking over the much younger Gerald Wallace and Kris Humphries in the lane.

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There were others, namely a fierce dunk over lefty Josh Smith — we all remember them, don’t we?  I thought we did, but it seems the King has forgotten (as Kings often do).

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This streak of incredible play at such an old age, and with so much “mileage” on his knees, quickly led to a new nickname for the Black Mamba: Vino.  A celebration of his becoming better with age, just as fine wine.   An actual wine was produced to celebrate and commemorate the Mamba’s transformation to Vino.

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Just yesterday, Lebron James told the media after his game that he, too, is, “like a fine wine…[and] get[s] better with age.”

Although, the claim is undoubtedly true, there will  be no points awarded for creativity.  Try again, Space Jam…I mean Lebron.

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